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Friday, October 3, 2008

This Is Not The Weirdest I Have Posted Here

How big is the dick of a sibirian tiger?

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Kat said...: I'm afraid to ask why that is important...; October 3, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Kat said...: Also, it is spelled "siberia" in english; October 3, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Yeonni said...: Siberia: Ah, right, sorry.

Why? ... Why do I need a why?; October 5, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Kat said...: Nevermind; October 5, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Rik said...: Most animals have rather unpredictable genitals. The male spotted hyena has a smaller penis than the female's clitoris, whereas a barnacle has a penis 40 times its own size. Certain types of octopus can deploy one of their arms as a penis. And humans have, on average, the largest penises of all primates.

Wouldn't say I know about the siberian tiger, but I can say that it's hard to guess, being that animal sex life can be this unpredictable.; October 6, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Yeonni said...: 40 times? Wow... imagine that pick-up line. Aww, don't say octopus, I'm so totally thinking about tentacle sex now... -_-

Yeah, I know! Really, the reason I wonder is, y'know, "Here's something they don't tell you on Animal Planet" :P; October 7, 2008 at 7:46 PM
Rik said...: I was pretty surprised to learn that octopi actually do have sex using their tentacles. Had no clue, y'know?

And yeah, Animal Planet doesn't say it, nor does Wikipedia or Google. I guess if you really wanted to find out, find a biology professor I guess? Or a zooworker.; October 11, 2008 at 11:52 AM

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* Vanity, short, is one of the little attempts at writing short stories to symbolize the cardinal sins. The title story in Solomon is also one, but in Swedish.

* Jace, 10p, is a independant story set in the One World universe. Call it a love story, though it's more about the finer points of not loving.
* About Love is roughly 50p, reminding a little about a theatre play but in novel form, about the things emotions sometimes makes us do to other people, and to ourselves.
* Killer is a short story, 13p, about life, death, rooftops and reasons.
* Tales of Ruins is roughly 100p, divided in five parts, together revealing the true story behind the destruction of Saehanna, could be called fantasy, and may require a miniscule of devotion to understand. Set in the One World universe.

* Vandraren, 6p, Swedish. A person walking down a road through the forest going past a house with a friendly family that is happy to take in guests. A harmless act of goodwill, depending what that road brings to their door.
* Vanity, 4½p, take a trip inside my head, because fiction is all about bringing reality to its limits and exploring the possibilities of your own mind.
* Solomon är det andra skrivprojektet sammanställt för skolan, nästan exakt lika som Diktsamlingen, men innehåller tre noveller istället för dikter ^^
* Diktsamlingen består av 17 dikter varav 16 skrevs hösten -07, och några illustrationer. Nu i efterhand känns en del av dem lite lätt mysko, but still good.

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