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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Big

Is that an IPhone in your pocket or are you just very well endowed?

alternatively

IPhone - so big it turns men gay!

*hides under a blanket of shame and embarrasment*

2 comments:

Kat said...: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha; May 8, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Riklurt said...: it's funny cause it alludes to telephones; May 9, 2010 at 3:13 AM

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I of recently also write slashfiction on Kpop (I will not be ashamed of this, it is fun! and great writing exercises too actually.) Click the link in this paragraph or look for the Slashfiction tag at the bottom to find it.

Everything is Copyright Me Forever. If you steal something I will force feed you all the food you like the most until you either throw up or explode, continually until you can never again even lay eyes on it without feeling sick to the bones. Or are dead from exploding. Whichever works better for you.

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* Vanity, short, is one of the little attempts at writing short stories to symbolize the cardinal sins. The title story in Solomon is also one, but in Swedish.

* Jace, 10p, is a independant story set in the One World universe. Call it a love story, though it's more about the finer points of not loving.
* About Love is roughly 50p, reminding a little about a theatre play but in novel form, about the things emotions sometimes makes us do to other people, and to ourselves.
* Killer is a short story, 13p, about life, death, rooftops and reasons.
* Tales of Ruins is roughly 100p, divided in five parts, together revealing the true story behind the destruction of Saehanna, could be called fantasy, and may require a miniscule of devotion to understand. Set in the One World universe.

* Vandraren, 6p, Swedish. A person walking down a road through the forest going past a house with a friendly family that is happy to take in guests. A harmless act of goodwill, depending what that road brings to their door.
* Vanity, 4½p, take a trip inside my head, because fiction is all about bringing reality to its limits and exploring the possibilities of your own mind.
* Solomon är det andra skrivprojektet sammanställt för skolan, nästan exakt lika som Diktsamlingen, men innehåller tre noveller istället för dikter ^^
* Diktsamlingen består av 17 dikter varav 16 skrevs hösten -07, och några illustrationer. Nu i efterhand känns en del av dem lite lätt mysko, but still good.

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