Yesterday was my brithday (sounds like a poem title)

Hi! Yesterday was my birthday. I got seven glass plates for my seven glass cups and a glass bowl. I also got my ring (in a way). I left my medicine at school so I'm looking forward to heavy headache tonight. My cat refuses to sleep in my lap. I've had half an egg, two shrimps and an inch of a Mars-bar for breakfast. I have to choose between finishing my school project on time or visit my very, very, very ill grandmother. I'm actually starting to think my little brother is a decent person. I also have promised to help him study for his test in physics. My father + Atkins' diet = less weight, more obsession, no improvement of mood. The weather sucks over here.

With the sheer amount of posts I produce, you didn't really think every one was going to be intelligent, did you?